Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin, the formerly unknown Republican VP Candidate, has had reporters in Alaska scouring for background information about her. Here is some of the things they have found:
- Sarah Palin doesn’t actually have an accent, it’s distortion from her telepathic broadcast directly into your brain.
- In 2003, the US considered deploying Sarah Palin to Iraq as a 1-woman commando squad, but wanted to make it a fair fight.
- As head of Alaska’s Nat’l Guard, Sarah Palin taught troops in a training exercise to scare a grenade into not exploding.
- The diamonds in Sarah Palin’s earrings were crushed with her very hands.
- Sarah Palin doesn’t have a favorite web framework. She is a web framework.
- Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North.
- Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List
- Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin’ ’bout
- Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience
- Sarah Palin can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves!
- Sarah Palin was not flown to Ohio in charter jet- she ran as part of morning workout.
- N. Alaska is sunny half the year and dark half the year because Sarah Palin needed the reading light, then wanted a nap.
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